Jackson County Residents Bewildered by Sudden Influx of Polite Canadian Geese

In an unprecedented migratory twist, Jackson County's parks have become the new hotspot for Canadian geese who are not only punctual but also unusually polite. These feathered visitors are reportedly greeting joggers with a friendly honk, patiently waiting for pedestrians to pass, and conscientiously cleaning up their own breadcrumbs.

Why the Politeness? Local ornithologists are baffled by this behavioral anomaly. Dr. Feathers, an avian behavior specialist from the Jackson County Bird Watching Society, suggests, "It might be a rare genetic mutation or perhaps they've been secretly enrolled in finishing schools across the border."

Local Reactions Residents are having mixed feelings:

• Delight: "It's like having living, breathing doormats that also occasionally chase small dogs," says Marjorie, a long-time park-goer.
• Suspicion: "No creature is that polite without some ulterior motive. What are they planning?" wonders conspiracy theorist and part-time blogger, Dave.

What’s Next? The county has decided to embrace this anomaly by launching the 'Polite Goose Awareness Week', featuring activities such as 'Feed the Goose' day and a seminar titled 'The Etiquette of Bread Giving'. As for the geese, they show no signs of flying back north, possibly preferring the mild winters and abundant politeness training opportunities available locally.

Note: No geese were rudely disturbed in the making of this news piece.