LOCAL
A self-driving ice cream truck from Crazy Cone Co. has Independence residents sprinting after runaway treats, prompting Councilmember Jenkins to call an emergency meeting.
By Dorothy "Dot" Kranski
5 days ago
LOCAL
In a unanimous yet calendar-challenged decision, the Independence City Council proclaims a new holiday that doesn’t exist—because who needs calendars when you have porches?*
By Dorothy "Dot" Kranski
6 days ago
LOCAL
KANSAS CITY, MO - In what financial experts are calling "the most creative interpretation of property assessment since someone decided beachfront property in Kansas was worth millions," Jackson...
By Dorothy "Dot" Kranski
8 days ago
LOCAL
LEE'S SUMMIT, MO - In a stunning revelation that has rocked the educational community, Lee's Summit R-7 School District announced today that what students have been calling "spicy water" for de...
By Beau Snufflebottom
8 days ago